What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.