Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.