Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.