Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*