Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!