Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.