Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!