Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Who is saved?

America

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!