Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...