Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !