Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide