Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.