Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.