Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)