How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.