How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.