Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.