Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions