Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.