Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.