Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.