How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!