How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.