How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.