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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Pounce Jokes More Pounce Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.