How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.