What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.