What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.