Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.