What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.