Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.