Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!