Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.