How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!