How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.