What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts