Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection