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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!