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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!