How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.