Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!