NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was a square.
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
Sandy ego.
The pancakes was flattered.
At the beach in San Diego.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
A Carmen Sandy Eggo
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A belchin waffle.
A San Diego
Because deep down they're really good people.
Me: You mean after I die, right
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Cancer came back
San Diego
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
A firecracker
Because they were cutting corners.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.