NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was a square.
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
Sandy ego.
The pancakes was flattered.
At the beach in San Diego.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
A Carmen Sandy Eggo
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A belchin waffle.
In a brief case.
Broadview*
Drop dead gore-geous!
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
You add 24 carrots.
They both crumble under pressure
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Child custardy
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
One if nobody is watching.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
A sandwich.
A dead one...