What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance