What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport