Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?