Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright