Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is