Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.