Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?