Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over