Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.