How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Reduce Jokes More Reduce Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.