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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.