Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof