Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop