Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.