What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.