What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!