Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.