Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking