Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Asperger Jokes More Asperger Jokes

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )