Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.