Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking