What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.