Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !