Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !