What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.