What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !