What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.