What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.