Prefer Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why women prefer devils instead of angels?

Because devils are horny.

This joke may have profanity.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Why do women prefer 77 more than 69?

Because they get 8 (ate) more.

This joke may have profanity.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69?

Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more.

This joke may have profanity.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

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