Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan