Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.