Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.