Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle