Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.