Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.